Earlier today a geeky twitcher looking for a rare kind of robin discovered a robin of the human kind. Robbing Mr Robin was spotted wearing, beady eyes, a large beak & a wry smile. A representative for the local authority commented that a rare robin had been extracted extradited from the golf course after being allowed to finish the 18th hole. It’s reported that an attempt to escape was squashed quashed…
Photo courtesy of “Heth’s Images,”
Mr Robin was a model before becoming an actress & has been in hiding ever since. He admits mismanagement of the Inland Waterways, & in a bid to save face will give an interview to “The Sun on Sunday” on erm, Sunday…
A large chunk of the interview will reveal all about how Mr Robin’s bank account was hacked into, & huge sums of money were deposited on a regular basis without his knowledge. So of course it couldn’t be anything to do with Rupert Murdoch, as far as hacking’s concerned he’s got enough to cope with. In this case RM can be trusted to reflect the truth without any need for “enhancements,” this story’s just too bad…
It was rumoured that Mr Robin has agreed to donate his fee to charity (gasp) but wouldn’t say which one. When asked about giving the dosh to a fledgling charity called CRT he uttered “No comment, what’s CRT?”
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